Sex and the City gave us some of the
best quotes about fashion, sex, love and friendship. So let's recap some
of the funniest, most astute and heart-warming lines from the oh-so
fabulous Carrie Bradshaw & co.
1. 'I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!' Carrie Bradshaw
1. 'I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!' Carrie Bradshaw
2. 'Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to fuck a gardener?' Samantha Jones
3. 'I know your friends just fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead, and Samantha is trouble.' Mr Big
4. 'He has one ball, and I have a lazy
ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the
Special Olympics of conception.' Miranda Hobbes
5. 'I don't want to be the up-the-butt
girl, because I mean... Men don't marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard
of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can't. I want children and nice
bedding, and I just can't handle this right now.' Charlotte York
6. 'Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I've had is with people I can't stand.' Anthony Merentino
8. 'Easy?! You men have no idea what we’re
dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag
reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to
breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for
nothing.' Samantha
9. 'What’s the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the sphinx.' Miranda
10. 'Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.' Charlotte
11. 'Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.' Miranda
12. 'I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.' Samantha
13. 'And then I realised something,
twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man
who broke your heart.' Carrie
14. 'Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex, it’s called ‘who’ll die miserable?’ Samantha
15. 'Abso-fucking-lutely.' Mr Big
17. 'I feel the same way about being a bridesmaid as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.' Samantha
18. 'He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.' Miranda
19. 'I curse the day you were born!' Charlotte
20. 'The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun'. Carrie
21. 'I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet.' Carrie
22. 'Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.' Charlotte
23. 'Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.' Samantha
24. 'Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?' Miranda
25. 'Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.' Carrie
26. 'You and I are like that red wall. It's a good idea in theory, but somehow it doesn't quite work.' Carrie
27. 'All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "all righty".' Carrie
28. 'Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!' Carrie
29. 'I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to Gay Town.' Carrie
30. 'Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better'. Carrie
31. 'I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.' Carrie
32. 'I couldn't understand a word she was saying, but I felt I had in my possession all the Italian I'd ever need to know: Dolce, Dolce, Dolce.' Carrie
33. 'I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.'
34. 'Monogamy is on its way out again. It had a brief comeback in the 90s, but as the millennium approaches, everyone's leaving their options open.' Stanford Blatch
35. 'I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe - and kneel.' Samantha
36. 'To me the mark of a fine penis is width.' Miranda
37. 'Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.' Carrie
38. 'I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.' Carrie
39. 'I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.' Carrie
40. 'They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.' Carrie
41. 'After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away.' Carrie
42. 'When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.' Carrie
43. 'Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.' Carrie
44. 'In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person' Miranda
45. 'Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.' Samantha
46. 'I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.' Miranda
47. 'You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there; every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.' Samantha
48. 'There is a good way to break up with someone, and it doesn’t… involve… a post-it!' Carrie
49. 'I have a style and jewelled panties aren't it.' Carrie
50. 'The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.' Carrie
19. 'I curse the day you were born!' Charlotte
20. 'The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun'. Carrie
21. 'I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet.' Carrie
22. 'Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.' Charlotte
23. 'Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.' Samantha
24. 'Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?' Miranda
25. 'Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.' Carrie
26. 'You and I are like that red wall. It's a good idea in theory, but somehow it doesn't quite work.' Carrie
27. 'All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "all righty".' Carrie
28. 'Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!' Carrie
29. 'I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to Gay Town.' Carrie
30. 'Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better'. Carrie
31. 'I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.' Carrie
32. 'I couldn't understand a word she was saying, but I felt I had in my possession all the Italian I'd ever need to know: Dolce, Dolce, Dolce.' Carrie
33. 'I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.'
34. 'Monogamy is on its way out again. It had a brief comeback in the 90s, but as the millennium approaches, everyone's leaving their options open.' Stanford Blatch
35. 'I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe - and kneel.' Samantha
36. 'To me the mark of a fine penis is width.' Miranda
37. 'Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.' Carrie
38. 'I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.' Carrie
39. 'I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.' Carrie
40. 'They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.' Carrie
41. 'After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away.' Carrie
42. 'When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.' Carrie
43. 'Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.' Carrie
44. 'In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person' Miranda
45. 'Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.' Samantha
46. 'I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.' Miranda
47. 'You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there; every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.' Samantha
48. 'There is a good way to break up with someone, and it doesn’t… involve… a post-it!' Carrie
49. 'I have a style and jewelled panties aren't it.' Carrie
50. 'The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.' Carrie
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